Words Used to Describe Genitals
wtffanfiction: So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. Read More
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF →
Fucking. House. Fucking. HOUSE. That was one helluva emotional rollercoaster. I was freaking out. And crying. Because Wilson was crying. And I cried more. And House smiled, I smiled. Wilson laughed, I laughed. Wilson laughed harder, I laughed hysterically. Pure relief. I think I may be too invested in this character. It made me feel so many feels… I seriously could not handle it. And oh god...
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Should I rewatch the first episode of Merlin (which cannot remember one bit of) or do my homework? I’ve got a lot of it. And about 3 hours till I have to go to bed. Minus the time it takes to eat dinner. But I will also have time to work on it at lunch tomorrow. But I won’t have my usual time during physics to do it, since I’ve got a quiz that day. Which I’m not yet...
jnoodlepudding replied to your post: SHIT But— Xfinity has Merlin? Excuse me, I ain’t never seen any of it so I know what I’ll watch tonight. YES, I THINK IT HAS IT THROUGH HULU. BUT IT RUNS BETTER ON THE XFINITY SITE.
XFINITY DOESN’T HAVE SEASON 3 OF MERLIN HOW CAN I WATCH IT HELP PLEASE
oh my god merlin says he’s going to fight to the death to protect arthur from the dragon merlin: i know it’s hard for you to understand how i feel, but… arthur gives a look between confusion and fear merlin: i care a helluva lot about that armour, i’m not gonna let you mess it up
oh god poor merlin never knowing your father, then meeting him for a day and seeing how awesome he is, then he dies for you and you can’t even cry in front of YOUR BEST FUCKING FRIEND because you think if he knew the guy was your father he’d KILL YOU which i’m pretty darn sure he WOULDN’T unconditional positive regard, merlin. that’s what arthur’s got for...
aliveinabox replied to your post: Are you an angel? Because baby, I can’t take my eyes off of you. (deanoning) I WIN I WIN I WIN HAHAHAHA I LOVE GEEKY PICKUP LINES XD
Anonymous asked: Are you an angel? Because baby, I can't take my eyes off of you.
Anonymously try to seduce me.
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
Cookie dough is the greatest creation on the planet. I say this a lot. Because it is true.
Hey guys, what do you think the chances are that Cas is maybe just happy? Or at least okay-ish? Like Meg just taught him that trick to mess with the boys when they came to visit? Or has he just completely lost his marbles?
gatiss: can there be like a groundhog day episode of doctor who where the doctor keeps living the same day over and over and it always ends with rory dying
okay that SPN sneak peak just gets funnier each time i watch it i just can’t decide whether to laugh ‘cos OMG CAS or cry because he’s finally cracked
[[MORE]]My mom has diabetes and she never told me. She’s actually got a lot of medical problems she’s never told me about. I assume dad’s got some, too, since he’s got a few different types of pills.
oh i’m missing GoT aren’t i oh well
STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
sarvel: I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud...
gyroglobe asked: pairings for doctor who?
myladymother: it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
Send me a fandom and I will tell you:
M/F OTP M/M OTP F/F OTP OT3 Favorite Canon Favorite Crack Guilty Pleasure Pairing I Hate
heheheHAHAHAHAHA arthur thinks merlin’s a crossdresser in his spare time this is funny
moord: i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
formermaleprostitute: atomicsans: What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty three year olds? There’s twenty of them.
freres: warnings: mpreg no no no reverse back button exit button click exit button log off computer shut down computer throw computer out of window
tehwhovianhufflepuff replied to your post: what’s the point why do i even bother… also frosting frosting’s good, too. frozen cookie dough is better, though. mm.
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
effyeahchampomix: I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK...
[[MORE]]i want to take up swordfighting i think i’d like it. it’d give me some exercise that i wouldn’t feel like is a chore. i could pretend i was in training to become a knight, like in so many books i’d read and so many shows i’d seen. i kinda like getting hurt a bit. i’m not a masochist, just being a bit sore sorta makes me feel tough, accomplished. like...
[[MORE]]what’s the point why do i even bother with social interaction? people suck the only good things in life are music, fluffy pyjamas, and fiction
There are kind Slytherins. There are brave Hufflepuffs. There are some stupid Ravenclaws. There are twisted Gryffindors. Your House doesn’t define you. And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the...