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finmeister: sometimes i forget that rick santorum actually exists and isnt just this overly exaggerated tv show villain we all make fun of for being poorly written
What The Hunger Games is about: tyranny, revolution, courage, love, growing up, identity, poverty, hunger, class conflict, sacrifice
What the media thinks The Hunger Games is about: a steamy love triangle
fapitalism: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)
GOD I hate people and things SO MUCH
I like so few people. Almost everyone I have ever met annoys the hell out of me. Which is why I never want to leave my house or watch shows involving real people. Even when I do like people, I can never hold a conversation with them. The only people I can hold a conversation with are my parents and my best friend. No one else. No one. I don’t know why I ever leave the house of my own free...
sexualfavours: Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
xenophilepantsparty replied to your post: I shouldn’t have followed people I’ve met in real… this is why I made a second tumblr just for following rl people I tried doing that a while ago but I never used it, so I just deleted it.
I shouldn’t have followed people I’ve met in real life. Then they follow me back. And that’s not good. Because then I can’t talk about them. Or anyone they know.
I hate this.
sourwolf: josiedokeh: sourwolf: hey guys remember that time dean checked out a naked man on a bed? i remember him checking out a naked cupid ah yes and let’s not forget
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie: pudding-pops-boop-dee-bah-dah: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie: USE THE FORCE DEAN DEAN USE IT THE FOOOOOORCE DEAN GET BOBBY WAN KENOBI IN HERE NOW oh my OG JDKHAHHAH AF
I also want to wear a tea cosy.
I WANT TO HUG GARTH
tarieguruze: “People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean, maybe they know things about them, like they won’t eat doughnuts or they like action movies or whatever. But they don’t know what their friends do in their rooms alone at night or what happened to them when they were kids or if they feel fucked up and sad for not reason at all.” ― Libba Bray
Reply from Guinness a month(!) after I ordered my...
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Guys I’m following 200 blogs, liked 900 posts, and have 111 followers. I like these numbers.
infinityonwhy: THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A GAH DAH ARH RAH
I JUST LOVE GARTH SO MUCH GOSH
Anonymous asked: I think I might have wrote the incorrect end to that last ask, but I'm distracted by someone stroking my head, so... Sorry. It was supposed to say 'done being a teenager' I feel like I wrote 'being a teenager'. I can't remember...
Anonymous asked: I'm so proud of you for getting your permit! I'm sorry you have to do that rather than just go for your license, but still! That is one step closer to being a teenager.
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lol I spent 3 hours at the mva getting my permit it fucking sucked
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal,...– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via copiousyouth)
Oh guys, I got my learner’s permit today!
New favorite Supernatural Gif?
wonkaworker: You wish your sock puppet was as cool as Garth’s.