We can have hugs instead of jokes. I should do that in my shows; if I look out...– Tim Minchin (via alfajones) I would purposely try not to laugh. (via mostlyminchin)
Describe me in one word on anonymous.
Great, now I’m sick. Fuck. I hate being sick more than just about anything. I really really hate it.
help i keep dropping my ipad on my face
Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show: hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
Moffat & Gatiss: HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.
odairwhore: There’s always that blogger everyone loves but you hate.
I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...– Neil Gaiman (via deerstalkersexual)
I have “Forever Yours” stuck in my head.
Don’t panic.– Douglas Adams (via randomlyhaphazard)
Grrrr people stink
rgnrd: I wish I was an FBI agent and an artist. I would sculpt a bust of the criminal I was searching for and then throw it at them once I found them and yell, “Busted!”
otp - only tears & pain
I’ve got 99 followers and John Green isn’t one of them T.T
Sometimes you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical seal and...– John Green (via imamalfoy)
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
MARY TYLER MOORE WINS THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT...
Let's take a moment to praise this man.
thatswhatgeeksdo: justbeencumberbatched: Without him, we would not have Sherlock and John. Today, the 29th of January, he brought the two men we know, love and ship together. God bless Mike Stamford. We salute you! Seriously, why is this Johnlock day? It should be PRAISE MIKE STAMFORD DAY.
ancient-amateur: Yeah okay, so like all of you stop what you are doing right now and go watch The Artist. just do it. do it right now.