antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
In calculus the other day we were watching a speech from that guy that was like a professional jeopardy winner and he’s like “I wasn’t like the normal kids. Normal kids don’t know Captain Kirk’s middle name” and here’s me in the back corner of the classroom muttering “Tiberius…”
coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
unimodus: a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts
have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?
obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
I ended up making Charlie Bradbury on sims cos she is my favorite character of all time.
There are so many things I want to do right now but I have to Make a Thing for school
thefaultinourfandoms: fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
ronaldkn0x: imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.